Snouty “Slugger” McSwing
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Snouty “Slugger” McSwing
Team: Hogtown Heavy Hitters
Position: Cleanup Hitter
Height: 10 inches
Weight: 12 lbs (pure bacon power)
Born: October 15, 2024, Muddy Pastures Farm, Snoutsville
Bio: Snouty grew up in a cozy pen with eight siblings, learning how to fight for the best spot at the trough early. His powerful swing was discovered one day when he knocked an apple out of a tree with his tail. A graduate of Swineyard College, Snouty majored in Hogonomics and minored in Swing Science. His knack for knocking pitches over the barn roof has made him a fan favorite.
Favorite Color: Mud Brown
Favorite Hobby: Perfecting the art of the dramatic bat flip.
Trivia & Fun Facts: Hit a game-winning homer into the farmer’s soup pot during his rookie season.
Anecdote: During a barnyard all-star game, Snouty hit a ball so hard it ricocheted off the weathervane and landed in a bird’s nest, scoring a home run and an eviction notice for the sparrows.
Quote: “Life’s a field of dreams—just make sure you’ve got enough mud to slide.”
