Sgt. Wilbur “Porkchop” Jefferson

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Sgt. Wilbur “Porkchop” Jefferson

Troop: The Freedom Hogs

Position: Tactical Supply Officer

Height: 12 inches (with boots on)

Weight: 18 lbs of star-spangled strength

Born: July 4, 2025, Patriot Acres, USA

Bio: Raised on a steady diet of apples and liberty, Wilbur excelled at Fort Snout, where he majored in Strategic Slop Distribution and Defensive Wallows. His unwavering commitment to keeping the barnyard stocked and secure has earned him the title of “The Bacon Beacon.”

Favorite Color: Medal of Honor Gold

Favorite Hobby: Organizing tactical snack rations with military precision.

Trivia: Once rescued a stranded chick behind enemy goat lines.

Anecdote: Defused a conflict by singing the national anthem in perfect pig harmony.

Quote: “Freedom isn’t given; it’s earned—one hoof at a time.”