Sergeant “Pork Barrel” McGravy

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Sergeant “Pork Barrel” McGravy

Troop: The Pork Patriots

Position: Supply Line Sergeant

Height: 1 foot, 7 inches

Weight: 23 pounds

Born: April 7, 2025, Freedom Range, USA

Bio: Hailing from a long line of piglets who know the value of hard work and sacrifice, Sergeant “Pork Barrel” McGravy ensures the freedom fighters are always well-fed, well-stocked, and ready for battle.

Favorite Color: Bacon Brown

Favorite Hobby: Stockpiling marshmallows and then throwing them at unsuspecting farm animals.

Trivia: Once, outran a tractor to deliver a single apple to a needy farmer.

Anecdote: Successfully traded 50 bushels of corn for a year’s supply of apple pies and some good old-fashioned freedom.

Quote: “Where there’s freedom, there’s bacon!”