Private “Tater” Squealsworth

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Private “Tater” Squealsworth

Troop: The Liberty Hogs

Position: Frontline Combat Specialist

Height: 1 foot, 6 inches

Weight: 24 pounds

Born: August 21, 2025, Justice Pastures, USA

Bio: Born on a steady stream of freedom fries and barnyard justice, Private “Tater” Squealsworth excelled in military training at Fort Trot. His battle tactics include charging headfirst into any situation—and winning.

Favorite Colors: Red, White, and Moo

Favorite Hobby: Ensure everyone gets a slice of apple pie at the annual cookout.

Trivia: Has been known to charge into battle with a flag and a pie, ensuring victory and dessert.

Anecdote: Once defeated a fox by wearing an American flag like a cape and scaring it off with sheer patriotism.

Quote: “A pig’s gotta fight for freedom—and dessert!”