Pauly “Pigskin” Snorterton
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Info about our player:
Pauly “Pigskin” Snorterton
Team: Mudville Hogs
Position: Running Back
Height: 11 inches
Weight: 14 lbs (including his game-day snack stash)
Born: September 2, 2024, Slop Hill Ranch, Piglet County
Bio: Pauly grew up weaving through hay bales and outrunning farmhands who tried to bathe him. His love for football was born when he discovered that pigskins were named after his kind—he took it as destiny. A proud alumnus of Trough University, Pauly majored in Agility Studies and minored in End Zone Celebrations. With lightning-fast hooves and a snout for the end zone, he’s the muddiest marvel in the league.
Favorite Color: Touchdown Gold
Favorite Hobby: Practicing touchdown dances in puddles.
Trivia: I once carried a watermelon 50 yards for a touchdown during a practice scrimmage.
Anecdote: Pauly scored a game-winning touchdown during a championship game after dodging a surprise pitchfork tackle from the farmer’s mischievous goat. The play was dubbed “The Great Barnyard Dash.”
Quote: “You don’t need wings to fly—you just need a good mud runway.”
