Captain Snuffy "Storm" McPorkerson

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Captain Snuffy "Storm" McPorkerson

Troop: The Swine Sentinels

Position: Head of Farmyard Defense

Height: 1 foot, 9 inches

Weight: 28 pounds

Born: March 15, 2025, The Barnyard Stronghold, USA

Bio: Raised under the watchful eye of General Pork Chop, “Captain Snuffy” Storm-tail is a master of fortification. With his keen instincts, he can detect a trespasser faster than a rooster can crow.

Favorite Color: Camo Brown

Favorite Hobby: Carving miniature freedom crosses into his favorite tree trunk.

Trivia: Once single-handedly repelled a raccoon raid with only a pitchfork and a patriotic speech.

Anecdote: While on sentry duty, he once barked at a squirrel so loudly, it fell from a tree in surrender.

Quote: “America: Home of the brave, and the mud-stained!”