Buster "Furry Fury" Goatsworth

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Boxing Club: Barnyard Brawlers

Position: Southpaw Boxer

Height: 2’4” (on hind legs)

Weight: 35 lbs (all muscle and fluff)

Born: April 1, 2024, Clover Patch Farms, Grassville

Bio: Raised on a scenic meadow surrounded by cedar groves, Buster was the runt of the herd. However, his scrappy attitude made him a fan favorite. He honed his lightning-quick hoofwork evading chickens during childhood. A proud graduate of Hoofington Academy for Goatly Arts, he majored in Hay Physics and minored in Rope Skipping.

Favorite Color: Clover Green

Favorite Hobby: Headbutting punching bags (and sometimes fences).

Trivia: Eats exactly 17 clovers before every match for “luck and digestion.”

Anecdote: Buster’s rise to fame began when he accidentally joined a chicken boxing league, mistaking it for a snack buffet. After delivering an accidental knockout to the league’s reigning champ, his talent was undeniable.

Quote: “You don’t need to be the biggest goat in the barn. Just the fastest to the feeder.”